Write Funny Love Letter

I’m looking for a wordsmith who can turn my feelings into a playful, laugh-out-loud love letter for my partner. The finished piece should be around a page long—long enough to feel personal, short enough to slip into a card... (Budget: min $50 USD, Jobs: Content Writing, Copywriting, Creative Writing, Editing, Fiction, Ghostwriting, Proofreading, Writing Tutoring)