Annoyingly Catchy Podcast Theme

I need a short, repeat-worthy theme song that bursts in like an upbeat and energetic—or, if it suits the joke better, dramatic and intense—celebration. The whole point is to make one podcast host laugh and cheer while the other rolls their eyes or shakes their head in embarassment... (Budget: $30 - $250 USD, Jobs: Audio Editing, Audio Production, Audio Services, Creative Writing, Music, Music Production, Podcasting, Script Writing, Sound Design, Sound Engineering)