Dirty Soda Banner Menu Redesign

I run a mobile dirty-soda trailer and need a brand-new menu design that can be printed on my adjustable banner stand (it expands anywhere from 23 in × 63 in to 32 in × 78 in). I already own the “franchise”... (Budget: $30 - $250 USD, Jobs: Adobe Illustrator, Adobe Photoshop, Banner Design, Graphic Design, Logo Design, Menu Design, Photoshop, Print Design)